JacobSpringsFarm:FunnyQuotes

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"I'm going to create music inspired by the geese called, 'Symphony for Middle School French Horn'" -Ryan Foley, resident concert violinist/milking assistant

Baba to Ezra (Joking): "I get knocked down, but I get up again, and they're never going to keep me down" Ezra: "But what if there is a big log on top of you?"

Ezra: "Mr Grinch needs to go to jail!"

Lauren: "Ezra, I'll love you forever!" Ezra:"Even when you're dead?"

"Just let kids cough in your mouth and it's a flu shot" -Lauren Hoos

"I can't believe that we live in a world where Donald Trump is a serious candidate for president but they took away the poop emoji from OS9." -André Houssney

"I love me. I laugh the hardest at my jokes." -André Houssney

"In heaven, I'm gonna roll around with big cats and they're not gonna hurt me." -Lauren

When looking at a small back-hoe we were using: "That's cute - what's it going to be when it grows up?" -John Ferringer

"I love figs - they taste like earth and honey." -Ashley Urban

"I know, wifi smells really good, I can't wait till they come out with pumpkin spice wifi". Ashley Ahoussney (talk) 18:54, 8 October 2015 (MDT)

"I only crave Chik-fil-a on Sundays" - Lauren Hoos

Ezra "where is mama and baba?" Lauren: " they went on a date, do you know how important it is for them to spend time together?" Ezra "yeah but they already did that a long time ago." Ahoussney (talk) 21:28, 12 October 2015 (MDT)

"One minute I am falling asleep on the couch, the next minute I am obsessively scrubbing toilets" -André Houssney

Vanee:"Silas, you need to wash your hands before you eat" Silas: "I did wash my hands... a different day" Ahoussney (talk) 21:17, 21 October 2015 (MDT)


"I had a pancreas in the back of my truck at the airport the whole time I was on my trip" - André Houssney

Ezra was reminiscing about his chocolate birthday cake and wishing Ashley could have tasted some. Ashley said "I did get to have some later, jus not at your birthday party" Ezra looked puzzled, "I didn't see you eat any. You're sneaky aren't you?"

Andre to Ashley: "If you know how great you are, you would leave for greener pasture." Ashley: "Where would I go?" Andre: "The White House, to be the Undersecretary for Food and Fermentation" Ashley: "This is the greenest pasture I've found so far."


67.176.57.155 08:36, 30 October 2015 (MDT) Lauren asked Ezra "what does a peach taste like?" After discussion of the differences between an orange and a peach, and his response was "well, they taste a little bit like a cow, but I think they taste like lemon."

When coming over the hill into boulder Baba said "look at the lights of the city " Ezra said "home on the range!"