JacobSpringsFarm:FunnyQuotes

"I'm going to create music inspired by the geese called, 'Symphony for Middle School French Horn'" -Ryan Foley, resident concert violinist/milking assistant

"Just let kids cough in your mouth and it's a flu shot" -Lauren Hoos

"I can't believe that we live in a world where Donald Trump is a serious candidate for president but they took away the poop emoji from OS9." -André Houssney

"I love me. I laugh the hardest at my jokes." -André Houssney 15:54, 22 September 2015 (EDT)"In heaven, I'm gonna roll around with big cats and they're not gonna hurt me." -Lauren